Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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