Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
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Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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