BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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