bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
