What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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