i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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