i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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