Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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