Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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