remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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