Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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