i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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