I'm drive I can fine osifer
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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