It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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