I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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