If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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