pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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