What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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