I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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