On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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