just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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