Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
her facebook's as public as her vagina
So gin and wine won't be happening again
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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