I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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