Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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