Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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