Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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