Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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