You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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