Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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