you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
pray to the hookup gods
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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