lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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