I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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