ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize