your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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