after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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