He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My feet surprised me
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