So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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