Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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