Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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