Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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