Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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