Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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