Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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