yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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