That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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