Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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