Having a random hookup so left but love u
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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