i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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