Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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