Non-Jews are for practice
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
He kissed a someone with a penis
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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