But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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