I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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