At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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