You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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a search helicopter?!
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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