john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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