what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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