he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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