My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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