Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Where is the hickey?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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